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The Special Mitten Crowd

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Our world is being remade to suit the Special Mitten set-- people who get "special mittens" (see right), partially to keep their hands safe and partially to us safe from their hands. These are the people who fill up the left side of the big swoop in the IQ bell curve. They drive our world. Morons. Here's the list of people, places and products for the "Special Mitten" set-- people who need to have their mitten pinned onto their jackets for safe keeping: Casual Dining: Tim Horton's Highway Lane: Right Lane Mayor in the CRD: Dean Fortin TV Network: FoxTV TV Genre: Reality TV Best Movie of all Time: Avatar Best X-Men Movie: X-Men Secret Origins: Wolverine Best concept: The Bucket List Leno vs. O'Brien vs. Letterman: Leno Do you have any additions? Anything that caters to the Special Mitten set?