Mike DeWolfe : The Daily Edition

This story might as well be from downtown Victoria...

I have said that our local media should show a billboard of their reporters' head shots and put a caption beneath it that reads: "With women this homely, you know they have to rely on journalism skills." What's on the opposite end of the scale? This Blonde dimwit reporting on Vanilla Ice beating a woman. Unfortunately, the woman is not this reporter...

Ever heard: 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.