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Public Transit: Top 5s

Top 5 Reasons Why Public Transit Sucks
Your bus can drive away while you're standing at the bus stop.
You don't get a refund on your ride even if you're stabbed mid-trip.It's like having a 50 ft. car on the road, with 0+ passengers and one well paid driver; all contributing to traffic density.
It moves criminals from the downtown core to suburbs.It's a breeding ground for H1N1.
Top 5 Reasons Why Public Transit Rocks
Every time the bus pulls over you can get a creepy seat mate!You don't need to drive down Cambie drunk-- get a professional to do it for you.All of the walls of your ride are covered with diploma-mill adverts.There's free gum everywhere!That weird smell probably isn't coming from you.