Move Over Sigfired and Roy!

The Prophet Yahweh (link#2) has been able to summon UFOs. Today he had some news for the people of Earth: They're coming. According to the Prophet Yahweh (the prophet of Yahweh) , he will summon UFOs to Las Vegas between July 1st and July 15th of this year. Best of all, he's summoned UFOs before. According to the Prophet, the media won't take him seriously. I don't think it's because of the turban, but the nifty star emblem pin.
This has always been a concept of mine: UFOs have been so discreditted that if they landed in front of the White House would the TV networks cover it?
I bet Bill O'Reilly would called them enemies of the American way and then go back to threatening to smear stuff on women.

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