WANTED: Smelly Old Bag

Do you know this old bag? She has been harassing residents in the area.
It is believed she lives at 390 Waterfront Crescent, Victoria BC near the Gorge and Selkirk waterway.

  • Profuse odour
  • Approximately 75-80 years old (but attempting to look 65)
  • Dyed black hair or wig
  • Poor haircut
  • This person of interest may be a man dressed as a woman.

Recommended ways to contain this individual:
  • Tasering
  • Bear trap
  • Tranquilizer dart
  • Bear spray
  • Net
  • Rabid dogs


Cheryl said…
Thank you for the giggle. She really was a cow.

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