Live Tweets from Michael Jackson Funeral

12:33PM PST: OMG: MJ is rising from his casket!
12:41PM PST: HOLY: The troops are trying to keep MJ at bay with flamethrowers. He's unstoppable!
12:45PM PST:
Thank God! Obama has just dropped in from Marine-1 with a 50-cal firing silver tipped bullets!
12:46PM PST: Obama just shot LaToya! The crowd is cheering!

Now that's a funeral!


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