Public Transit: Top 5s
Top 5 Reasons Why Public Transit Sucks
- Your bus can drive away while you're standing at the bus stop.
- You don't get a refund on your ride even if you're stabbed mid-trip.
- It's like having a 50 ft. car on the road, with 0+ passengers and one well paid driver; all contributing to traffic density.
- It moves criminals from the downtown core to suburbs.
- It's a breeding ground for H1N1.
- Every time the bus pulls over you can get a creepy seat mate!
- You don't need to drive down Cambie drunk-- get a professional to do it for you.
- All of the walls of your ride are covered with diploma-mill adverts.
- There's free gum everywhere!
- That weird smell probably isn't coming from you.