Please don't kill me just because I'm a pedestrian

Are you tired of dodging cars and bicycles? No More!
Here's my call to the police via their contact form ( and I would invite you all to draft similar for the intersections and crosswalks of your concern:

We have been seeing a lot motorists completely ignore the laws regarding the pedestrian crosswalks on [problem street]. Of note is the crossing [your favourite hard to use crosswalk], especially in the [time of day]. Would it be possible for there to be a spot check of motorists by our police force; and the potential to cite motorists who do not adhere to the relevant laws? I think it would go a long way to deter motorists' practices.

Thank you,

[your name]

Get "The Man" to harsh their buzz (and collect fines).


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