Tard Wars: Episode Zero

Hear Ye. Hear Ye.

Now the Star Wars "I'm an idiot" Roll-Call:

#5 - "This is my wife. She either has a belly tumor or my truck-driver brother knocked her up."


#4 - Luke Skywalker : Ambassador for the Special Needs Squadron


#3 - Ooh, spooky. No, wait: ooh, nerdy.


#2 - Explosion decompression victims


#1 - Boba Fett: Shorts wearing scourge of the unviserse:


compliments of http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html

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Unknown said…
See the problem is, no matter how often you poke fun at con attendees, they still laugh and enjoy the exposure.
2/07/2005 08:27:00 PM
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