Don't Tell Them About the Wheels


These guys are running an injured player off of the field. Too bad they forgot to mention to the medics that the stretchers have wheels.

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Tim Bailey said…
Maybe the wheels aren't rated for astroturf? And so, the medical insurers will disclaim coverage for injuries sustained when wheeling injured players off the field. They will still cover injuries sustained while carried off the field, even by completely incompetent dorks.

Insurance runs the world, man.
8/13/2006 11:19:00 AM
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