I dare you

I think Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are trying to outdo one another. They keep upping the ante, doing something that the other one will not. Who's winning this one-up-man's-ship?

DareBritney Spears Lindsay LohanParis Hilton
Homemade Porn
?
?
Pantiless Partying
Herpes Medication
?
?
Quickie Hush-Hush Abortion
?
?
?
Vogue Parenting
Rehab
?
Marrying a wigger
Sobriety Coach
?
Public Display of Racism
?
Shaving your head
Totals (out of 10)
6 3 4

You know what this means, Lindsay: you're falling behind. Better catch up by popping out a kid or voice some good rant about Asians.

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