George was Right : Coffee Does Equal Sex

In an early Seinfeld, George Constanza tortured himself becaue didn't see there was a link between coffee and sex. When a girls asks you upstairs for coffee, she means sex.

There was a rumor of a mini-game of sex inside of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Turns out that it's true. And here's some video to prove it. Yikes. Welcome to the jungle...

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