Karl Rove Bio

So many people liken figures in the White House to villians in Star Wars. Does Dick Cheney = Darth Sidious? Would that make Karl Rove like a Darth Maul or Darth Vader? That doesn't work. Vader and Maul were both cool. Karl Rove is like an ill formed lump of dung. If you had to fit him somewhere in the Star Wars pantheon, I would make him a lead Ugnaught. Think about it: what is a closer fit for Karl Rove?

Option A: Sith Lord
A figure who comamnds ancient energies known as the dark side of the force. Ruled by passion, Sith lords often dress in dark cloaks to mask their true identities

Option B: Ugnaught
A species of humanoid-porcine beings who live and work on [Capitol Hill].[Political consultants] are barely one meter tall, have pink skin, hog-like snouts and teeth, and long hair.


Okay, it's a trick question. Maybe Rove could best described as an Ugnaught Sith Lord: Darth Turdous.

Anyways, here's the Karl Rove bio, you need to see: http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/usa/karl-rove/

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