Wasn't Me

65 Girls Pregnant

I just was to for the record state that it was me (I mean, 65 of them? That would be a lot-- well, according to some people, it would be).

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Mrs Robot said…
"School officials are not sure what has caused so many pregnancies..." Hmm, I think I'm starting to see where the problem originated.
8/23/2005 08:42:00 PM
Falcon said…
Makes you wonder who needs the education.
8/24/2005 07:29:00 AM
Shawn DeWolfe said…
I can help them out with this excellent (and educational) quote from Mr. Brown in Reservoir Dogs:
"dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick morning noon night dick dick dick dick dick dick!"
If they don't know that gets girls pregnant, they really do need some help.
8/24/2005 08:08:00 AM
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