What is it?

Let's play a new game!
What is it? Guess what this is. Creative answers are encouraged.

One clue: this was bought in a store (accidentally)

Comments

Mari said…
This is a deep fried bull testicle.
8/17/2005 12:51:00 AM
Mrs Robot said…
It's a Canadian one cent coin.
8/17/2005 02:34:00 AM
Falcon said…
It's a large cockroach brain.
8/17/2005 10:53:00 AM
Shawn DeWolfe said…
The answer: it was a corn chip. I pulled it out and thought, "great quality control guys."
I decided to keep it in storage in case it hatches and answers to the name of Gregor Samsa.
8/18/2005 07:44:00 AM
Mrs Robot said…
A corn chip?! Well, you got me there. I was thinking along the lines of some bizarre Asian dried fruit, or a Middle Eastern sweet. Or -- as you alluded to -- a pod from Mars, biding its time until it bursts forth, crawls into your ear and so begins to eat your brain, reproduce and enslave the ignorant and primitive human race. (Or something along those lines.)
8/18/2005 03:40:00 PM
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